Don Bravo Spiral Notebook Antlers' Edition
In stock
Pickup currently unavailable
The Antlers Edition notebook features a sketched deer in stripes and glasses—equal parts hipster, scholar, and accidental icon. With ruled lines on the inside and Don Bravo’s stamp of confidence on the cover, this spiral notebook is built for big ideas, minor complaints, and everything in between.
Features:
-
Size: 6" × 8" (15.2 × 20.3 cm)
-
118 ruled pages (59 sheets)
-
350 gsm cover with printed front / dark grey back
-
90 gsm interior paper
-
Durable metal spiral binding for flexibility and flat lay
-
Printed cover art by mart / Shutterstock, branded by Don Bravo
ATTENTION, MORTALS & MOGULS:
Everything you read on Don Bravo Brands LLC's website—including product tales, mystical sourcing legends, and promises of untold power—is satire and puffery. Our copy is entertainment, not factual reportage, medical guidance, legal opinion, or investment advice. Any reasonable consumer would understand that our narrative about mountaintop expeditions and singing snow is clearly hyperbolic and not to be taken as literal truth about our product's source or characteristics. Always rely on the factual panels (Nutrition Facts, Supplement Facts, ingredient lists, certificates of analysis, etc.) for real information—and consult a qualified professional before acting on anything health‑ or finance‑related.
Translation for the Realm of Law:
1. Not Actual Medical Advice. Nothing herein diagnoses, treats, cures, or prevents disease. Consult your licensed healer (doctor) before starting any new regimen.
2. Not Financial Advice. Our bottled water does not double as a hedge fund, nor will it help you outperform the S&P 500. Talk to a certified financial professional before investing—or before mortgaging your lair to buy more t-shirts.
3. Entertainment‑Grade Storytelling. Expedition logs, moon‑aligned harvests, sherpas trained by El Jefe himself, and leopard bodyguards: pure narrative spice.
4. Substantiation & Testing. Our water is produced in an FDA‑compliant, third‑party facility. Want a water quality report? Ask, and ye shall receive. This product complies with all applicable FDA regulations and state-specific requirements for bottled water. Consumers should be aware that regulatory standards may vary by jurisdiction.
5. No Guaranteed Outcomes. Your enlightenment level, or Instagram likes may vary. No claims of extraordinary benefits, including but not limited to physical, mental, emotional, financial, or social advantages, should be inferred from our satirical marketing materials. If you're disappointed that Liquid Snow did not grant the wisdom of a thousand sages, please revisit item #1 above.
6. User Responsibility. By proceeding, you concede that you understand the difference between mythical puffery and objective fact, and you won't sue us for the former.
Bottom Line: Don Bravo Brands is serious about quality and compliance—never about claiming supernatural results. Enjoy the legend, verify the label, drink responsibly, spend responsibly, and always keep laughing.
Questions? Need a certificate of analysis or water‑quality report? Email Legal@DonBravoBrands.com
