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DON BRAVO BRANDS PERICO

Premium Coffee.
Questionable Authority.

Small-batch specialty coffee in 12 oz bags, available whole bean or ground. Choose from light, medium, medium-dark, and dark French roasts.

The coffee is real. The operation is mostly paperwork.

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12 OZ 340 g Bags
Whole or Ground Choose Your Grind
Roasted in USA Small Batch
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7 Coffees
Authorized

THE PERICO COFFEE PROGRAM

Real Coffee. Clear Choices.

Every Perico coffee comes in a 12 oz bag and is available whole bean or ground. Choose a roast level, review the tasting notes, select your grind, and proceed with an entirely reasonable coffee purchase.

CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF INVOLVEMENT

Find Your Roast.

Start bright and easy, move through balanced medium roasts, or continue until the coffee begins issuing instructions.

01 Light Casa Blanca

Bright, smooth, lightly bodied, and fruit-forward.

 02 Light-Medium Colombia Single Origin

Smooth cocoa, melon, citrus, and a cleaner finish.

 03 Medium Pueblo Morado / Gran Reserva

Balanced sweetness, chocolate, citrus, and body.

 04 Medium-Dark Midnight Arbitration / La Sombra

Deeper body, cocoa, caramel, spice, and toasted nuts.

 05 Dark French Doral

Bold, bittersweet, toasty, and decisively dark.

AUTHORIZED INVENTORY

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Seven coffees. Multiple roast levels. No security clearance required.

Light-Medium Roast Don Bravo Brands Perico - Colombia Single Origin Coffee (Light-Medium Roast)

South America

Colombia Single Origin

Bright, smooth, and suspiciously composed.

Tasting Notes Melon, cocoa, citrus
12 OZ / 340 G Whole Bean or Ground
$19.15
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Medium Roast Don Bravo Brands Perico "Pueblo Morado" Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)

Central America

Pueblo Morado

Balanced sweetness with a controlled citrus finish.

Tasting Notes Toffee, dark chocolate, sweet orange
12 OZ / 340 G Whole Bean or Ground
$19.15
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Medium Roast Gran Reserva Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)

Central America

Gran Reserva

Chocolate, maple, and executive restraint.

Tasting Notes Chocolate almond, maple syrup, citrus
12 OZ / 340 G Whole Bean or Ground
$19.15
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Medium-Dark Roast Midnight Arbitration Coffee Blend (Medium-Dark Roast)

Central America

Midnight Arbitration

Deep body for decisions made after dark.

Tasting Notes Baker’s chocolate, caramel, warm spice
12 OZ / 340 G Whole Bean or Ground
$19.15
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Medium-Dark Roast La Sombra Coffee Blend (Medium-Dark Roast)

South America

La Sombra

Quiet authority. Full-bodied coffee.

Tasting Notes Cocoa, toasted nuts
12 OZ / 340 G Whole Bean or Ground
$19.15
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Light Roast Casa Blanca Coffee Blend (Light Roast)

Central and South America

Casa Blanca

Light-bodied coffee with calculated charm.

Tasting Notes Dried fruit, citrus, milk chocolate, almonds
12 OZ / 340 G Whole Bean or Ground
$19.15
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Dark French Roast Don Bravo Brands Perico "Doral" Coffee Blend (Dark French Roast)

South America

Doral

Bold, toasty, and final.

Tasting Notes Bittersweet cocoa, toasted nuts
12 OZ / 340 G Whole Bean or Ground
$19.15
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01 12 OZ Bags

Each Perico coffee comes in a 12 oz / 340 g bag.

02 Whole or Ground

Select whole bean or ground before adding the coffee to your cart.

03 Small-Batch Roasted

Roasted in the USA in small batches for consistency and freshness.

04 Multiple Roast Levels

Options range from light roast through dark French roast.

THE OFFICIAL POSITION

Serious Coffee.
Unnecessary Intrigue.

Perico is built around straightforward specialty coffee: recognizable roast levels, clear tasting notes, whole-bean or ground options, and small-batch roasting.

The classified-operation language is for morale.

OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM
“Please stop referring to the coffee cabinet as the evidence room.”
— Internal Operations

QUICK ANSWERS

Coffee Intelligence.

Can I order whole bean or ground?

Yes. Choose your preferred grind from the selector on each product card before adding the coffee to your cart.

What size is each bag?

Each Perico coffee bag contains 12 oz / 340 g of coffee.

Which roast should I choose?

Choose light or light-medium for a brighter cup, medium for balance, medium-dark for deeper cocoa and caramel notes, or Doral for a bold dark French roast.

Where is the coffee roasted?

Perico coffee is small-batch roasted in the United States.

HYDRATION CONTINGENCY PLAN

Coffee First. Water Eventually.

When the operation requires hydration, Liquid Snow remains available.

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Satire & Puffery Notice The coffee is real. The classified operation is decorative. Click to read the full notice.

Perico is a real coffee product. Don Bravo Brands uses satire, fictional storytelling, humorous exaggeration, and puffery as part of its brand presentation.

References to classified sourcing, covert operations, diplomatic channels, security clearances, unreasonable alertness, elite approval, or similar claims are intended as entertainment and should not be understood as factual product claims.

Please rely on the product page, roast level, package weight, origin, tasting notes, ingredients, and factual product details for actual product information.

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